Men Are Hard To Pleased

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The problems with GUYS:

    男人的问题是：



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

    如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

    对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

    如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．



If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

    如果不，他说妳是乡下来的



If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

    如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

    如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！



If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;

    如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明



If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

   如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

    如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳



If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

    如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

    如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他



If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

    如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！



If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

    如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦



If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

    如果不，他说妳不信任他



If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

    如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈



If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

    如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

    如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

    如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的



If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

    如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩



If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

    如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

    如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气



If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

    如果他考得好，他说是实力！



If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

    如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍



If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!

    如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！



SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!



If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．






The problems with GUYS:

    男人的问题是：



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

    如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

    对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

    如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．



If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

    如果不，他说妳是乡下来的



If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

    如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

    如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！



If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;

    如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明



If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

   如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

    如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳



If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

    如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

    如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他



If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

    如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！



If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

    如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦



If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

    如果不，他说妳不信任他



If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

    如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈



If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

    如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

    如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

    如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的



If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

    如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩



If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

    如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

    如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气



If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

    如果他考得好，他说是实力！



If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

    如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍



If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!

    如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！



SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!



If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．